You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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