how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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