even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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