Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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