So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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