You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
