It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Is it penis luge time yet?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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