Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize