after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
