yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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