new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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