Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If that was your dad, he is hot
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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