how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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