i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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