i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
