the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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