ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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