He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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