I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
