yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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