Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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