when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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