is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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