Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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