It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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