I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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