we have officially lost it.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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