the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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