and you said cock pushups were impossible
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The convent might be a nice break from real life
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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