In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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