4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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