She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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