we made out on top of his cat.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Best friends brother. Beat that.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I didn't notice because vodka
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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