so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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