yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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