is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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