You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Pappa wants mamma naked
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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