we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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