How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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