Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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