I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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