hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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