so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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