I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize
