me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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