I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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