she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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