I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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