well most of my day revolves around power hour
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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