porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i think i just lost a toe
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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