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(602): View more from Arizona

Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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(703): View more from Virginia

apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies

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(480): View more from Arizona

omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.

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(941): View more from Florida

Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.

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(540): View more from Virginia

"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it

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(650): View more from California

i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?

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