I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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